Bomber.

Newest secret stealthy american bomber takes off from super hidden airstrip in Maiami. After airplane entered the climb first pilot shouts (там где большими буквами - орать, учитывая количество восклицательных знаков):
- SERGEANT HOPKINS!
- YES SIR!
- BRING!! ME!! ONE!! CAP!! OF COFFEE!!
- AND ONE SIGARET CAMMEL!!
- PUT ONLY ONE PIECE OF SUGAR!!
- YES SIR!!
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- Here you are sir...
....
- SERGEANT HOPKINS!!!!!
- YES SIR!!!!
- I TOLD ONE PIECE OF SUGAR!!!!
- BUT YOU PUT TWO!!!!
- REPLACE IT FAST!!!!
- YES SIR!!!!!
..топ-топ-топ.....топ-топ-топ...
- Here you are sir...
....
- SERGEANT HOPKINS!!!!!
- YES SIR!!!!
- I TOLD CAMMEL BUT THIS IS MARLBOROUGH!!!!!!!
- REPLACE IT FAST!!!!!!!
..топ-топ-топ.....топ-топ-топ...
- Here you are sir...
....
- SERGEANT HOPKINS!!!!!!!
- YES SIR!!!!!!!
- I TOLD ONE SIGARET CAMMEL BUT YOU BROUGHT TWO!!!!!!!!
- THROUGH ONE!!!!!!!!!
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- (шепотом) зае.ал....